“A little twang about a dead pet spider’
“An eery little number about a compartmentalising receeded individual who holds on firmly to his safe place”
May the family gather around the camp fire. As the boys from the bush harmonate in this serenading track.
This is my last song of my ‘2 bit’ musical apprenticeship,.. it’s what’s been accounting for the boring repetitiveness in all of my tunes thus far,.. from now on I’ll be expanding the course to a ‘5 bit’ minimum,.. this sounds like another step backwards,.. it doesn’t work in my opinion, but it is a ‘pre-sequel’ of sorts,.. a notorious character returns,.. this song explains how a member of ‘The love starved pirates’,..came to be,.. the song is boring, and deserves a whuppin’… so don’t hesitate.
Righto,.. I don’t quite like it, but I dont quite hate it as much as I should either,.. I mean,.. she’s a bit wibbly wobbly as usual due to my inexperience,.. but, if nothing else, you gotta appreciate the fact I snipped my balls off for this song,.. if you ever wondered what happenned to the man who sang ‘Push the little daisies and make them come up’ ..and Im not talking about Ween either,..I’m talking about that man,…. perhaps he’s in here?
Mistakes everywhere, noteably the vocals, but the lyrics are pretty solid for my low standard anyway,..I don’t hate this one as much as the rest.
There’s a demoralising microphone hiss all the way through it that I dont have the equipment nor the technology to get rid of, this is an unbearable piece, but it’s worth a once over in the name of forum activity, it is somewhat disturbing, in several ways, one of the worst songs ever made by a human being. dont turn it up too loud.